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An Obituary for Mugwumps

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006


Recently my intestines were sucked out of my body by a Shop-Vac. It is ok. My digestive system was obsolete. I no longer defecate or urinate. I am clean. Now if I could only stop vomiting. I love you.
Posted by Crummond at 5:46 PM

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